A Beer rant

Time Magazine reports a study by two profs -- U Mich and Penn, Time says -- that concludes that observers judge people holding alcohol -- in person or in photos -- to be stupid.
So what, I say.
The problem is if you put down your can of PBR you'll forget where you put it, and then you'll have to open another can and if you put that down, someone might use it for an ash tray and then the beer tastes even worse, and then you open another can and put that down and forget it and pretty soon you have half-full cans of beer all over the place and you have to go back to the store and buy another case. So the fact is that holding a can makes you seem stupid, but putting it down is stupid.